Dan Schneider Presents: The Best Fake Facts From “Know Your Stars” on “All That”

The voice behind the “Know Your Stars” sketch on “All That” is known for telling some huge whoppers about “All That” cast members. The facts he shares about the stars on set are not only mostly false, but totally absurd and hilarious. Here are some of the best!

#1 – Amanda Bynes keeps her underwear in the freezer.

As Amanda rightly points out, “What girl does?” We’d like to point out that freezers are meant for ice cream, not underwear. That’s what drawers are for, no pun intended.

#2 – Britney Spears is “Half human, half robot, half ravioli.”

We’re not totally convinced Ms. Spears isn’t part robot, given her insanely successful career. As great as raviolis are, Britney is decidedly 0% ravioli, or she’d have been eaten long ago. Besides, three halves do not one whole make!

#3 – Shane Lyons likes to play with his belly button lint.

Not only does Shane refute this fact; he gives a reason why it’s false: his belly button lint is sacred! Nice try, mysterious voice man.

#4 – Bryan Hearne loves to drink hamster juice.

Bryan vehemently denies this claim. After all, “You can’t drink a hamster.” The announcer also claims that Bryan “Has a voice only dogs can hear.” Either this is a lie or we are all dogs. Wait…

#5 – Jamie Spears is the president of Mexico.

Falso!

Remember any other funny “Know Your Stars” fibs? Tweet @Danwarp!


All That” is an American, live-action sketch comedy-variety show, which aired on Nickelodeon from 1994 to 2005, lasting ten seasons. “All That” was produced by Dan Schneider, and produced breakout stars including Kenan Thompson and Amanda Bynes. Dan Schneider is an American actor, TV and film actor, and producer.

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