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Dan Schneider Presents: “The Amanda Show” Talks Politics On “The Girls’ Room”

Amanda is back for another segment of “The Girls’ Room,” a sketch on “The Amanda Show” where she plays an extremely popular high school teen named Amber. She’s also joined by Sheila, Tammy, and Debbie, and they’re here to talk politics! Just what you were looking for more of in 2016.

That’s right, in this throwback skit Amber is running for President of her high school, despite choosing some questionable advisors for her campaign. Debbie keeps yelling out random sentences, Sheila keeps throwing shade everywhere, and Tammy keeps reminding the audience she’s from Tennessee.

Despite these curious choices, Amber managed to create buttons, posters, and一well一hammers. Debbie decided to get hammers instead of candy, and also decided to inscribe “Happy Hanukkah” on them for Amber’s campaign slogan. Nice try Debbie, but that’ not quite on-brand.

Things take an unexpected turn after classmate Caroline waltzes into the room and tells everyone she’s undecided in the upcoming election. Sheila knows just what to do, and proceeds to give Caroline a swirly in one of the middle stalls.

Moving right along, it’s revealed that Amber’s competition is Danielle Spencer, who Tammy believes is “unqualified and unattractive.” Right as they start to gossip, Danielle herself walks into the room.

Surprisingly, she doesn’t seem phased by the gossip, instead choosing to reveal someone named Jamie Bradford recently entered the race as well. Amber immediately orders Sheila to find this girl and bring her to the Girls’ Room, but something unexpected happens when she does.

Check out the shocking conclusion in the video above!


The Amanda Show” is an American live-action sketch comedy and variety show, which aired on Nickelodeon for three seasons, from 1999 to 2002. “The Amanda Show” starred Amanda Bynes and was created and produced by Dan Schneider. (Dan Schneider is an American actor, TV and film actor, and producer.) Moody’s Point” was a recurring segment on the show. Dan Schneider.  Production company Schneider’s Bakery produced about 7 or 8 short episodes of Moody’s Point within “The Amanda Show.

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Dan Schneider Presents: 7 Savvy “All That” Quotes

Nickelodeon’s “All That” is a complete staple of 90’s throwback culture. It was immensely popular back in the day, featuring a revolving door of cast members who often appeared in other hit Nickelodeon shows. Years after the fact, fans still can’t get enough of it!

Many of these stars went on to play leading roles in their own spin-off shows and appeared on other shows for the Nick audience. Guest stars on “All That” have included Chris Farley, Josh Peck, Frankie Muniz, Miranda Cosgrove, and the Britney Spears! Ah, sweet nostalgia. We know thee too well.

If you were a fan of “All That” during its prime years, you probably remember some of its most hilarious quotes and punch lines. If not, let’s refresh that memory of yours! Here are the top ten “All That” quotes and why they still rock our socks after all this time.

7. “QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!”

Yelled repeatedly by the Loud Librarian, this line belongs to the multi-talented Lori Beth Denberg. Can you say (or scream into a vacuum) irony?

6. “It’s nice to stop and smell flowers. It’s bad to stop and smell the old burrito.”

Another quote by Lori Beth Denberg. There is no denying these words of wisdom hold true after all these years… old burritos simply are not worth our precious noses’ time. Might as well leave it for the rats… or hamsters.

5. “CHOC-O-NIFICENT!”

This line is from Randy, the chocolate-obsessed TV co-host played by a young Kenan Thompson. After removing a cavity, ending a painful 3-minute hiatus from his beloved chocolate, Randy bellows CHOC-O-NIFICENT! Use it at the candy shop, at Christmas, on your birthday, or whenever you feel like it.

4. “If someone gives you a kitten, it wouldn’t be nice to say, “Oh, thank you. I’m gonna name him Rump Face…

[yells]

AFTER YOU!”

Strong words of advice from cast member Danny. Pick a better name for your cat, friends.

5. “Tell them about the time you slapped Hitler!”

Quote by Kyle Sullivan. Whoever it was that slapped Hitler, good job—though we think he deserved a bit more than a slap.

3. “Jupiter!”

This quote wouldn’t be nearly as outlandish if Lump Maroon, played by Kel Mitchell, didn’t use it for every single answer on the fictitious game show “Family vs Family.” Well, we guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

2. “Dear Ashley. THAT’S ME!” (repeated)

This famous line comes from advice columnist Ashley, played by an alternatively sweet and aggressive young Amanda Bynes. When you hear it, you know to grab your noise-cancelling headphones, because things are about to get STINKIN’ LOUD.

1. “If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.”

Our top pick is another gem of wisdom from the incomparable Lori Beth Denberg, and a reminder to wear shoes in in yabba-dabba territory, even when you’re in your car.


All That” is an American, live-action sketch comedy-variety show, which aired on Nickelodeon from 1994 to 2005, lasting ten seasons. “All That” was produced by Dan Schneider, and produced breakout stars including Kenan Thompson and Amanda Bynes. Dan Schneider is an American actor, TV and film actor, and producer.

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Schneider’s Bakery, Inc. is a television production company founded by Dan Schneider. Television shows produced under the Schneider’s Bakery banner are noted for using the same stable of writers on all series, something that is atypical for scripted television series and especially sitcoms that are created by the same writer; staff writers working for most of Schneider’s series include Andrew Hill Newman, George Doty IV and Jake Farrow among others.

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