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Dan Schneider Presents: 7 Savvy “All That” Quotes

Nickelodeon’s “All That” is a complete staple of 90’s throwback culture. It was immensely popular back in the day, featuring a revolving door of cast members who often appeared in other hit Nickelodeon shows. Years after the fact, fans still can’t get enough of it!

Many of these stars went on to play leading roles in their own spin-off shows and appeared on other shows for the Nick audience. Guest stars on “All That” have included Chris Farley, Josh Peck, Frankie Muniz, Miranda Cosgrove, and the Britney Spears! Ah, sweet nostalgia. We know thee too well.

If you were a fan of “All That” during its prime years, you probably remember some of its most hilarious quotes and punch lines. If not, let’s refresh that memory of yours! Here are the top ten “All That” quotes and why they still rock our socks after all this time.

7. “QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!”

Yelled repeatedly by the Loud Librarian, this line belongs to the multi-talented Lori Beth Denberg. Can you say (or scream into a vacuum) irony?

6. “It’s nice to stop and smell flowers. It’s bad to stop and smell the old burrito.”

Another quote by Lori Beth Denberg. There is no denying these words of wisdom hold true after all these years… old burritos simply are not worth our precious noses’ time. Might as well leave it for the rats… or hamsters.

5. “CHOC-O-NIFICENT!”

This line is from Randy, the chocolate-obsessed TV co-host played by a young Kenan Thompson. After removing a cavity, ending a painful 3-minute hiatus from his beloved chocolate, Randy bellows CHOC-O-NIFICENT! Use it at the candy shop, at Christmas, on your birthday, or whenever you feel like it.

4. “If someone gives you a kitten, it wouldn’t be nice to say, “Oh, thank you. I’m gonna name him Rump Face…

[yells]

AFTER YOU!”

Strong words of advice from cast member Danny. Pick a better name for your cat, friends.

5. “Tell them about the time you slapped Hitler!”

Quote by Kyle Sullivan. Whoever it was that slapped Hitler, good job—though we think he deserved a bit more than a slap.

3. “Jupiter!”

This quote wouldn’t be nearly as outlandish if Lump Maroon, played by Kel Mitchell, didn’t use it for every single answer on the fictitious game show “Family vs Family.” Well, we guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

2. “Dear Ashley. THAT’S ME!” (repeated)

This famous line comes from advice columnist Ashley, played by an alternatively sweet and aggressive young Amanda Bynes. When you hear it, you know to grab your noise-cancelling headphones, because things are about to get STINKIN’ LOUD.

1. “If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.”

Our top pick is another gem of wisdom from the incomparable Lori Beth Denberg, and a reminder to wear shoes in in yabba-dabba territory, even when you’re in your car.


All That” is an American, live-action sketch comedy-variety show, which aired on Nickelodeon from 1994 to 2005, lasting ten seasons. “All That” was produced by Dan Schneider, and produced breakout stars including Kenan Thompson and Amanda Bynes. Dan Schneider is an American actor, TV and film actor, and producer.

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Dan Schneider Presents: Da Brat “Fa All Y’all” Performance on “All That”

Watch out world! Today we’re throwing it all the way back to 1994, the very first season of Nickelodeon’s “All That.” Young rapper Da Brat took the stage in the very second episodes of the series to perform her hit “Fa All Y’all,” bringing the studio audience to its feet!  

Da Brat is the stage name for Shawntae Harris, an American rapper born in Chicago, Illinois. Her first album “Funkdafied,” released in 1994, sold a million copies and made her the first-ever solo female rap act to go platinum! Go, Da Brat, go!

Wondering where her stage name came from? A guess would probably get you there. According to Harris, she got her rap name because she was a “spoiled only child.” If all spoiled kids became rap sensations, the world would probably be a better place — or have more swag, at the very least.

Da Brat got her first shot at stardom after winning a local rap contest sponsored by “Yo! MTV Raps,” after which she met with the duo Kriss Kross and was signed to their producer Jermaine Dupri’s “So so Def” label. Marketed as a female Snoop Dawgy Dawg, Da Brat’s rap was infused with a funky, rhythm-and-blues vibe from her 70s influences.

After “Funkdafied,” Da Brat enjoyed moderate success with her 1996 album “Anuthatantrum” and was featured in releases by Mariah Carey, Lil’ Kim, and Missy Elliot. Da Brat went on to start two separate labels, and release a third album, “Unrestricted,” in which she embraced her romantic side with the song “Whatchu Like?”

Da Brat spent three years in prison for assault, a trial she believes has made her a better person in the long run.

Most recently, Da Brat best guest starred on the hit show “Empire” in 2015 as Cookie’s friend Jezzie. Unfortunately, an epic rap scene was cut from the show’s finale! Luckily, you can watch and enjoy the deleted scene right here. Watch it right after the “All That” clip for a fuller appreciation of Da Brat’s awesome 25-year career!


All That” is an American, live-action sketch comedy-variety show, which aired on Nickelodeon from 1994 to 2005, lasting ten seasons. “All That” was produced by Dan Schneider, and produced breakout stars including Kenan Thompson and Amanda Bynes. Dan Schneider is an American actor, TV and film actor, and producer.

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